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Thursday, July 12, 2018

Squeeze The Sausage.

Stress can hit us all, and often times, it's when we are at our lowest points. We all get to that moment, that one breaking point, that we just can't take any more. That moment when you just want to strangle a pillow or break a pencil.

In those moments, all you have to do is pick up this Big Stress Sausage and give it a squeeze. You can strangle or rub, depending on your level of stress, your stress and annoyances away.

These stress items have been popular for awhile, but lately random items shaped like food, is pretty popular. Between squishes and these, my nieces make me hungry when they play.

When you look at this, you see it even has the fake metal rings on the end, just like a real sausage. The flesh color is nice and realistic looking. I'm not sure what is inside, but it feels almost like a powder.

I decided to really test out this product a few days after it arrived. Many people had already had their hands all over my sausage by then, so it was well squeezed. My husband and I went to the drive in with a friend. He is a bit of a..kind of a.. ok I can't sugercoat it, he's a LOUD eater. 

Repeating sounds are a problem for me and I was really squeezing this sausage for about 2 hours. By the end, there almost seemed like there is a bit of air in there. Not sure if I maybe put a hole in it, but I'm almost afraid to play with my sausage anymore. (Yes, I'm having a blast with this.)

Since it is fleshcolor, it gets dirty very easily. So far, it has dirty finger marks, cat and human hair, and even the imprint of a newspaper. Everything sticks to this thing, so be careful and use clean hands. If I could go back, I would store it in the container it came in when it wasn't in use.

Also and this is a big thing for me, but it won't be for you because you obviously won't see it, BUT in the pictures i saw to review this, it had a face. Obviously that face was just for the pictures but, it was a big reason as to why I wanted this sausage. I'm probably going to draw the Sausage Party face on it to make it a happy sausage.

All in all, this does work well for stress, you just have to make sure you take care of it and only use it with clean hands that are hair free. Now squeeze that sausage and just breathe!

As always, thank you so much for reading everyone. I couldn't do this without all of you! I need new stress relievers, please let me know your tips in the comments below.

I received this product in exchange for my honest review.

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